happy april fool’s day! i hope you were a fool and not a prankster. it is better to be humble and to suffer on through humiliations than to cruelly impose them on others. my pranks all went off like literal bombs of course, granting me much pleasure in the suffering of others.
and it being the first of the month, i have a new stanza of poetry out – check it out on spotify / apple music / youtube etc. this month’s track is a collaboration with my great friend, richie laing.
anyway, with regards to the poem, me, my girlfriend and richie got halfway up a mountain, then were stopped by snow and ice. we tried it again from a different approach. same result. saw loads of frogspawn though. and then the next day my legs felt like the consistency of venomous frogspawn, jellied, and painful to use. my main exercise is cycling, my companions are runners. they felt fine the next day!
were you a fool this morning?


