how can you not trust me after all we have been through? / is this the end for me and you?

this was, is, a blindness of mine. i demand to be believed, loved and understood, but what i say may seem far-fetched, and i can come across as stand-offish and avoiding.

one thing about the daily diaristic element of the love epochal is that on review it’s sort of reassuring to see how often i swing from despair to elation. i take every loss, lurgy or setback hard, like it’s the end of all things. then the next day i’m like “today it was sunny and i had the nicest meal out and saw a deer, life is fucking great.”

do you keep a diary?

an intractable issue that we must address, and i guess the time is nowish

i am a people pleaser. i hate conflict. i have a tendency towards secrecy. it is quite recently that i felt able to talk about how i feel and confront the issues in my life. finding out i am autistic has been quite helpful in that it has given a sort of framework through which to analyse my strengths and weaknesses. but it took a lot of therapy before i was in a place that i was even ready to ask those questions of myself.

i have always hated myself and wanted others to love me. but i am trying now to love myself. to extend the same generosity for my mistakes that i would grant anyone else.

a storm steals my ride so we climb pint eat and breeze (and on, and on) / it’s better to be generous to the best of your means (and on, and on) / (and on and on and on and on and on)

and on and on and on. the monotony of existence. just spinning that wheel a little bit, every day. take the bins out. make breakfast. make lunch. make dinner. go to bed just when you finally got all the chores done and are excited to finally enjoy a world free from deman.

but seriously, as an autistic person who suffers from time to time with pda (pathalogical demand avoidance), it can be hard. sometimes just existing is overwhelming and just one little demand more can push me into meltdown territory.

but usually after a little break, some beta-blockers, some stimming, maybe playing my melodica for ten minutes, i find myself renewed, ready to eat my frog, and grateful for the love in my life, and for the generous people i surround myself with.

when did you last experience another’s generosity?

i turn my snout at regret—the danger made it meaningful / while my teenaged self-destruction echoes on (and on)

TRIGGER WARNING…. self harm.

as an undiagnosed autistic teenager, you may not be surprised to learn i had a troubled time. social skills did not come naturally. i learn by making mistakes. to learn this way – you have to make the mistakes. i have a bad habit of breaking new things. delicate things that don’t belong to me.

i took the pain out on myself. i directed my meltdowns internally. i cut my arms to shreds. i abused substances.

last year i started getting all my self-harm scars covered with tattoos. and now, when i look at my arms, i no longer feel shame. i love my arms. nobody has arms like mine. they are perfect. they tell my story.

are tattoos important to you?

an irrepressible exhibit from the sex museum / the smell of our first kiss flutters by, a primal sense datum

i was walking down the high street near where i live when i caught my lover’s scent in the breeze. i think it was coming from a foreign student who was walking past the pawn shop. i like to look at the jewellery at the pawn shop. i fancy a signet sovereign. the kind of people who buy sovereign rings are, i surmise, the same sort of people who frequent pawn shops. it takes a village i guess. i usually buy my jewellery from beach side tat shops on the med.

oh and the ‘sense datum’ was a reference to bertrand russell, from whom’s book ‘problems of philosophy’ i think i learned about sense data as an undergraduate.

where do you buy your jewellery?

i eek out my whole being in the dance from blue to green / a witching hour meltdown throws her halo from my bed post

i hate primary colours. way too bold for my autistic vision. i’m a soft summer poet. i live between the gaps, and my favourite gap is the teal puddle between blue and green. i guess it matches my eyes.

and the second line is a reference to ‘every morning’ by sugar ray – every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner from my girlfriend’s four post bed. you know how sometimes in an argument you know you are wrong, but you wish you were right?

in the words of marcellus wallace, ‘that’s pride, motherfucker.’ so fuck pride. now repeat after me:

‘in the fifth, my ass goes down.’

when was the last time you admitted you were wrong?

and in a fog of lousy vibes await an operative positive.

calling back to yesterday’s quite literary post, i am suddenly reminded of a literary/confectionary connection of note. roald dahl was one of my favourite childhood authors. i am ashamed to say my inner reactionary preferred enid blyton generally. but long before i had started on adult books i had reaslised that dahl had the superior worldview.

anyway, while of course dahl famously wrote ‘charlie and the chocolate factory,’ you may be unaware he also wrote a non-fiction essay ‘the chocolate revolution’ which revealed him to be a keen lover and historian of confectionary, and a particular aficionado of the ‘golden age’ of chocolate, 1930-1937, a heady seven years of sin which saw the inventions of many of the great confections of our age of tooth decay: the mars bar, the crunchie, the curly wurly, the aero, and the ‘energy balls’ – which are now known as ‘maltesers’.

what is your favourite chocolate bar?

going home, i see the most expensive chocolate bar i’ve ever seen, heard of or read about

this is an almost exact quote from success (1978), by martin amis. a spiv serves terry the biggest whisky he has ever seen heard of or read about. explains that everything he owns fell off the back of a truck. i can’t actually find any evidence of this quote online. and i haven’t bothered checking my copy. chat gpt came up short.

can you verify my quote from memory? if anyone can give me a page number, i will write a variation in their owner and gift the copyright. like a blogspot picasso.

and if you are a fan of the amis literary family you will be delighted to know that martin’s father appears later in this very stanza.

from snowy summits are mountained limbs of venomous frogspawn / here is to the life pudendal / blessedly unaffected by format rigidity.

happy april fool’s day! i hope you were a fool and not a prankster. it is better to be humble and to suffer on through humiliations than to cruelly impose them on others. my pranks all went off like literal bombs of course, granting me much pleasure in the suffering of others.

and it being the first of the month, i have a new stanza of poetry out – check it out on spotify / apple music / youtube etc. this month’s track is a collaboration with my great friend, richie laing.

anyway, with regards to the poem, me, my girlfriend and richie got halfway up a mountain, then were stopped by snow and ice. we tried it again from a different approach. same result. saw loads of frogspawn though. and then the next day my legs felt like the consistency of venomous frogspawn, jellied, and painful to use. my main exercise is cycling, my companions are runners. they felt fine the next day!

were you a fool this morning?