pours his heiney to a flexy tumbler, up to the brim / thanks the kindly lass across the aisle for a short term loan

anyway, the plane waitress keeps saying, ‘i’m sorry sir but we can’t physically take cash,’ as if the problem with the transaction related to the laws of physics rather than as a cost-saving measure that only benefits the airline’s profits. eventually a women across the aisle got sick of the show and bought the guy a heineken and then he ostentatiously repaid her several times over. that was probably the highlight of the flight.

do you ever struggle with metaphysics in your quotidian?

i’m skylarking back with the new month’s tunes / and there is an elder geezer in louis vuitton shoes

i was listening to skylarking by xtc on the plane. having a wee drink. enjoying the inflight entertainment. there were actually quite a few old lads wearing designer sneakers and sort of tracksuits. i always think very expensive trainers look gash. similar to the ones you would get in asda or walmart but with a big louis vuitton logo on them that makes them look like fakes. real or fake, quite embarrassing to be seen in imho. anyway this chap was having cash flow issues.

what’s the most you would pay for trainers?

to be continued.