the christmas rush (for profits)

we share lunar nectar
from the honeymoon phase
i’m melodramatic.
a little bit insane
come on to it,
we’ll get through it
furnished on pews at church for the bell
for those in the business
of avoiding hell
a prayer for vast,
wasteful riches
research and develop a needless
needle’s eye
and call it camel sized
to scadge a tad of marked time
then a renegade point one nine
in and out caused a firm, wide flummoxing…
i’ll be driving the laptop home
for christmas this year

happy/merry christmas, delete as appropriate.

my love and i shakily reunited, exchanging christmas gifts. she got me a guernsey. i got her a little scroll in a charm on a necklace. we decided to surrender to love.

work was busy, but i had a new thing lined up, and i was getting itchy for a new year, a new challenge, a new configuration.

my darling and i went to church to hear the choir. sadly it was their day off, so we just endured a freezing cold sermon. at least hell’s warm.

in purgatory every pain and every pleasure you caused will be inflicted back / and you will judge yourself

i don’t know where this came from. frankly, i can only assume some deity or other was using my mind instrumentally to communicate a new policy of the afterlife.

this is my problem with religions, they aren’t selling the product hard enough. now, i’m a good candidate for salvation. i’m keen to cause no harm. i know that only the devil can offer in-life boosters and that the whole deal of belief is for the afterlife. so if they want my custom, they need to start banging on about what facilities etc are available in their afterlife plan.

i need the info on why proddie heaven is better than the hindu rebirth thing and why neither stack up to valhalla or whatever. i need to find the religion with the right afterlife for me.