so this old dude keeps banging on, loud as you can, about how his wallet got stolen on holiday. and that he has 1000 euro in cash. in fact, he is waving the cash about like a mad man. it’s got a money clip on it like tony soprano would use, but this guy looks more like a cross between paul weller and max clifford, except substantially unchinned.

do you still use analogue money, perhaps for reasons of criminality?

to be continued.