pant leg micturition is a viable system

i] toblerone (a brexit poem), s02 february 24/25 1 Minute

so i have a pair of basketball shorts i wear to the gym that are too big for me, so i need to tie the waistband quite tight. but then i have to undo it if i want to pee. what a pain in the arse. then i realised i can just pee out the leg of the shorts. also useful on the bike or out for a trail run.

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