various male relationships

i overheard a brother 
from the proclaimers
smoking on the step 
discussing the anal invader.
modern men coagulate 
into half-brother run clans
garries nu and old 
face-off ying and yang
they hope their hauners 
will do the honours
alpha of the man gang

i had been at the studio practicing with my band when i stepped outside for whatever reason and the one of the brothers from the proclaimers was there and i just overhead him say, ‘they call him the anal invader apparently.’

then i think i saw a photo of a run club on instagram and all the guys looked the same. like half siblings maybe. and my friend i.h. told me he was going to get a yin-yang tattoo of the gary numan and gary oldman. he still hasn’t got it yet as far as i know.